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Jokes! by Kate and Chloe

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  1. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
  2. What do you call a relationship between a meerkat and squirrel? Completely nuts
  3. Why didn’t the nose want to go to school? He was tired of getting picked on.
  4. What did you learn at school today? Apparently, not enough cause I have to go back tomorrow.
  5. What object is king of the class room? The ruler
  6. Why doesn’t the sun go to university? It has too many degrees
  7. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
  8. Why was the man running around his bed? He wanted to catch up on his sleep
  9. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs

 

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